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I'm so glad you swiped right
Lets get Lit!
You're the baked beans on my toast!
Dog hair is my Glitter!
Life is better with strippers (Electrician joke)
My wife's husband is freaken awesome
WOW! same dick forever
I shaved my legs for you
You're the bacon to my eggs!
Light me when you're HORNY!
You had me at Hello!
Into wine not the label!
F@#KING Fabulous!
I'd Bury a Bitch for you
Don't Forget to Blow Me!
